I Like Nonfiction Books About

I Don't Like Being Left To My Own Thoughts.

The Good Thing About Being Gay Was Always That You Didn't Have A Wedding. People Would Say, "he's Gay, But At Least He Didn't Make Us Go To His Wedding. He Didn't Make Us Fly Across The Country. He Didn't Make Us Choose Between The Fish And The Beef."

I Just Enjoy Lying On The Couch And Reading A Magazine.

I Hoped Our Lives Would Continue This Way Forever, But Inevitably The Past Came Knocking. Not The Good Kind That Was Collectible But The Bad Kind That Had Arthritis.

We Can't Profess Love Without Talking Through Hand Puppets.