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I Like My Nuts," Mooner Said. "i Don't Want Them Cut Off. I'd Be, Like, Nutless Then.
-Janet Evanovich
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I Like My Nuts," Mooner
Janet Evanovich
I Like My Nuts," Mooner Said. "i Don't Want Them Cut Off. I'd Be, Like, Nutless Then.
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