I Like My Computer. But

Willie Mays Was The Best Ever. When I Was In College I Once Made A Catch Like The One Mays Made Over His Head. Sometimes When I'm Lying In Bed At Night I Think About It. It Still Makes Me Warm.

There's Two Things I Gotta Do. One Is, I Gotta Update My Resume. And Then, I Have To Call My Mother.

If Fox Mulder Discovered That Larry Sanders Was A Clone? I Think He Would Stab Him . . . But It Wouldn't Be With An Ice Pick.

Games, By Nature, Have More Plot Options And Non-linear Qualities Than Tv And Film.

The Happiest Moment Of My Life Was Probably When My Daughter Was Born.