I Like Grass, I Enjoy

Almost Everybody's Here Doing The Same Thing. Who Am I To Come Up With An Excuse When There's 64 Other Players Here Doing The Same Thing? 63 Others, Sorry.

I Try Not To Take Myself Too Seriously. I Like To Have A Good Time.

I Think The Medical Term For The Injury Is 'the Bottom Of My Ass Hurts.'

I Used To Hear A Lot That All I Could Do Was Hit A Serve, I Couldn't Volley, I Can't Hit A Backhand, I Don't Return Well, And Then People Would Turn Round And Tell Me I'm Underachieving.

No, Actually I Wanted To Play Five. I Definitely Wanted To Try To Lose That Fourth Set And Test The Waters In The Fifth.