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I Have A Lightsaber At My Front Door For Home Protection. I Have An 800-watt Electric Skateboard That I Use To Run Errands In My Neighborhood. It Can Go About Six, Seven Miles, So Depending On How Much Time I Have, And How Much I Have To Carry Home, I'll Take It Really Far. I Love That Thing.

My Guiltiest Pleasure? 'untamed & Uncut'. Videos Of People Being Attacked By Animals. Yeah. I Don't Know Why. I Just Love Seeing Guys Who Say, 'i'm Gonna Stick My Hand In That Crocodile's Mouth And See What Happens.' And Then It Snaps Down On Them. There You Go - That's What You Get! It's A Wild Animal, My Friend.

Never Trust A Southerner. No, I'm Kidding. They're Wonderful. You Want To Believe In His Niceness And His Charm, But He's An Evil Kind Of Crazy Man Who's Righteous. Fear The Righteous.

It's A Trap I've Fallen Into Earlier In My Career - Trying To Be Liked. Don't Do It. When I Watch Tv And I See Someone Trying To Make Me Like Them, Acting Cute Or Quirky Or Goofy, I'm Not Impressed. Don't Act Like America's Watching You. Just Latch Onto Your Character. Characters Are Flawed. Be Unlikeable. Be Flawed. Be A Person.

Growing Up, My Parents Managed To Show Me The Importance Of Reading Without Cramming It Down My Throat. A Difficult Task, I'm Sure. It Breaks My Heart To Think That There Are Kids Out There, Ready To Have Their Imaginations Lit On Fire, Excited And Wanting To Read, And Facing Naked Shelves In Their School Or Local Libraries. Rather Than Complain Or Wait Till The System Stops Failing Our Nation's Children This Is A Matter I Feel We Must Take Into Our Own Hands. There Are Children, Right Now, Waiting-wanting To Read. What Shall We Tell Them>