I Like A Girl With

Like Most Beta Males, He Didn't Realize That Being A Good Guy Was Not Necessarily An Attraction To Women.

...she Is Too Beautiful, I Think, To Not Be Inherently Evil.

Oh, I Get It," I Said. "it's A Parable. Cute. Let's Go Eat.

One Day The Good Times Had To Keep On Rolling, And All Of Life's Horseshit Would Turn To Circuses.

Yo, Yo, Yo, Check It Out," Said Pj, With Enough Hand Gestures That Any Deaf Person Watching Would Have Thought He Had Asl Tourette's Syndrome