I Lie A Lot -

I Am The Son And The Heir Of A Shyness That Is Criminally Vulgar.

Why Pamper Life's Complexities When The Leather Runs Smooth On The Passenger Seat?

I Was Driving My Car, I Crashed And Broke My Spine. So Yes There Are Things Worse In Life Than Never Being Someone's Sweetie.

I Have So Much Pride And Love For The Songs Of The Smiths. However, I Must Ask You, If You Come Across Any Smiths Cds, Don't Buy Them, Because All The Money Goes To That Wretched Drummer.

I Have Found The Best Way To Avoid Ending Your Life As A Bitter Wreck Is To Start Out As One.