I Leave My House All

I Started Out As A Stand-up Comedian. And That's What I'm Most Comfortable Doing.

The Thing About Kids Is That They Express Emotion. They Don't Hold Back. If They Want To Cry, They Cry, And If They Are In A Good Mood, They're In A Good Mood.

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

Every Bad Decision I've Made Has Been Based On Money. I Grew Up In The Projects And You Don't Turn Down Money There. You Take It, Because You Never Know When It's All Going To End. I Made Cop Iii Because They Offered Me $15 Million. That $15 Million Was Worth Having Roger Ebert's Thumb Up My Ass.

Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open? Or Are You, Like, Using "the Force"?