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Even Now, When I'm Asked How I'm Doing, I Like To Reply, 'pretty Good. I've Got All My Fingers And Both Eyes.

After 14 Months Of Military Service, I Had A Wife, A Child, Half An Apartment, No Car, And No Job.

As Far Back As I Can Remember, The Radio Held A Special Fascination For Me.

Redd Foxx Was The Same Gruff Old Codger You Saw On Television.

There Are Worse Things Than Being Thought A Republican.