I Learned About Life Before

I'm A Frustrated Stand-up Comic. If You Hand Me A Microphone And I Get One Laugh, Then I'll Go On For 20 Minutes.

I Don't Have To Work, Really, But I Do Enjoy Working, And I Do Enjoy Getting Paid.

I Wouldn't Make An Anti-american Film. I'm One Of The Most Pro-american Foreigners I Know. I Love America And Americans.

I Admired Marlon Brando As I Grew Up. I Though He Was One Of The Finest Screen Actors Around.

Theater Acting Is An Operation With A Scalpel, Movie Acting Is An Operation With A Laser