I Know These Jokes Aren't

I Can Hardly Wait Until Donald Trump Announces His Celebrity Cabinet.

Night Clubs Scare Me. They're Dark And They Stink And They're Dangerous And Everybody's Drunk.

Incredible Experience, Watching A Baby Birth On The Internet. It's Now My Screensaver.

Illinois Is The Only State Where The Present Governor Rides Around In A Car Whose License Plate Was Made By A Previous Governor.

A Lot Of People Think I'm Retiring, But I've Been Telling A Fib. I've Been Forced To Leave This Job Because I Gave $75,000 To The Clinton Foundation.