I Know My Dad Is

Once I Opened My Mind To The Concept Of A Greater Power, I Never Struggled With It. Everywhere I Went, I Felt And Saw The Existence Of A Creative Intelligence In This Universe, Of A Loving Power Larger Than Myself In Nature, In People, Everywhere.

When You Realize That There's A Name And A Description For This Condition That You Thought Was Insanity, You've Identified The Problem, And Now You Can Do Something About It.

You Know I Love Pot, And I Love Beer, But I Am Totally Sober, Just Because It Completely Stopped Working For Me.

I Inherited My Father's Insatiable Desire To Meet All The Beautiful Girls In The World.

You Know What's The Worst? Being A 16 Year Old Girl Who Loves A Famous Singer, Not Solely For His Looks, But Because You Truly Believe He Is Talented And Devoted And You Agree Deeply With His Message. Because No Matter How Intelligently And Fully You Can Express That, People Will Assume You're Just A Silly Teenager Who Thinks A Famous Guy Is Cute.