I Know Chandler Is Similar

I Would Like You All To Give Me A Round Of Applause As I Have Not Crashed My Car In Over 15 Months.

I Have A Well-documented History Of Trouble With Intimacy.

I Know Chandler Is Similar To Me. But If You Watched My Life For A Week, There Would Be Many More Boring Parts.

I Have What I Like To Call A 'chinneck.' My Chin Just Flows Rather Easily Into My Neck.

I Was A Guy Who Wanted To Become Famous. There Was Steam Coming Out Of My Ears, I Wanted To Be Famous So Badly. You Want The Attention, You Want The Bucks, And You Want The Best Seat In The Restaurant. I Didn't Think What The Repercussions Would Be.