I Keep Telling People I'll

After All These Years, I've Done Well And I'm Cool. I Feel Comfortable In My Skin, I've Saved Some Paper, Everybody's Healthy, My Kids Are Beautiful And Smart, Doing Different Things, It's All Good.

I Spent My 30s Fixing Everything I Broke In My 20s.

All Men Are Sculptors, Constantly Chipping Away The Unwanted Parts Of Their Lives, Trying To Create Their Idea Of Their Masterpiece.

I Started Out As A Stand-up Comedian. And That's What I'm Most Comfortable Doing.

I'm 42 And The Age Of A Guy Who Has Kids, So I Guess I'm Playing Right Where I'm Supposed To Be. I'm Comfortable With That, But In The Same Breath I'd Do Something Edgy. If Someone Came To Me And Offered Me An Edgy And Funny Story, Then I'd Do It.