I Just Work In Order

I Come From The Slums; I Come From A Hard Background; I Come From A Poor Family; And I Was A Soldier.

How Can I Change Me To Suit The Script?

Oh, What A Shock. My Career Must Be Slipping. This Is The First Time I've Been Available To Pick Up An Award.

If You Held A Pistol At My Head, I Couldn't Tell You Who They're Going To Vote For Best Actor.

I'll Always Be There Because I'm A Skilled Professional Actor. Whether Or Not I've Any Talent Is Beside The Point.