I Just Want To Put

Nobody Actually Ever Does This—escaping Through A Window.

From There, I Tried Out For A Community Theatre Play, Joined An Improv Group... It All Started Opening Up.

When My Dad Was Young He Shot Marbles. When I Was Young I Played Marble Madness On My Nintendo Entertainment System.

I've Always Had Something In My Heart Where I Root For Guys Who Struggle With Women.

Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants.