I Just Try To Get

Listen, You Don't Know Any Better So I'll Just Tell You. You Can't Try To Save Money By Not Having The Right Beer. You Know, You Can Skip Having Medical Insurance, You Can Buy Everything You Own At A Swap Meet But The Right Beer Is What Makes Living Like This Possible.

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

Funniest Thing Happened Though, You Wouldn't Believe It, Ha, The Mannequins Came To Life. I Went Insane.

Like I Said, All Comedy Is Based On Exaggeration, Big Or Small, Whatever You Can Get Away With.