I Just Like Making People

I Hope That My Daughter Grows Up Empowered And Doesn't Define Herself By The Way She Looks But By Qualities That Make Her A Intelligent, Strong And Responsible Woman.

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.

If A Woman Is Into Me, It Usually Takes Me Awhile To Figure That Out. She Has To Hit Me Over The Head With It.

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When It Comes To Me, I Know What I Can Do And Can't Do.