I Just Like Making People

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

I'm Not Elvis. I Don't Get Chased By Paparazzi.

For The Most Part, Improvising While Cameras Are Rolling Is Very Difficult. 99% Of People You Should Never Ask To Do That, Because They're Under Pressure, The Clock Is Running, 80 People Are Staring At You...it's Always Unnatural.

If You Want To Be A Writer, Just Write. There's No Magic To It.

Art And Resistance Are Great Together. That's What Art's Made For. Look At Vincent Van Gogh: He Didn't Cut Off His Ear Because He Was Selling Well.