I Just Don't Like Travelling

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

I Think Actors Go Along A Continuum From Simon Callow Down To Kind Of Ross Kemp, And I Like To Think Of Myself As The Ross Kemp Of Comedy. He's Very Good In 'east Enders' Because He Plays A Version Of Himself. I Think I Can Play A Version Of Myself - That's About All I Can Do.

Usually, What People In The Public Eye Do Is Pick Two Charities And Just Exclusively Work For Them. But That Means You Have To Turn People Down All The Time, So I Try And Do Something For Everyone That Asks Me, At Least Once.

Some Men Are Deeply Likable But Have Attitudes I Don't Like. Does That Mean I Should Completely Dismiss Them? It's Like Saying: If Someone Votes Tory Can You Like Them? And, Yes, I Can. I Have Friends Who Vote Tory, And I'm Appalled, But That's Not To Say They're Not Great People In So Many Other Ways. We Have A Tendency To Oversimplify Things.

The Funny Thing Is, I Don't Actually Think Of Myself As Fat At All. I Don't Think I Am. Not Really.