I Interviewed Ann Coulter When

I Don't Get Jealous Of People. Jealousy Is Such A Waste Of Time Because You're Jealous Of Them, And They Go About Their Lives And Have A Wonderful Time, So What's The Point?

I Read The 'new York Times', I Read 'the Nation', I Read 'newsweek', I Read 'time Magazine', I Read 'politico', I Read 'mediaite'. This Is What I Do! I Read Every Day, I Have Interests, I'm Like Everybody Out There Who's Watching, Who's Out There Watching, You Know?

It's Not Interesting Enough If You Don't Know Who You Are, What You Want. You Need To Make Educated Decisions About Your Moves And Talk To People Who Care About You. And You Need To Have People Who Will Have Your Back.

Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

I Don't Need A Diet Pill. I Need Something That Gives You An Electric Shock When You Reach For Food.