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I Identify Myself As A Stand-up First. Even Though Lately There's Been An Explosion Of Acting On My Schedule.
-Patton Oswalt
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I Identify Myself As A
Patton Oswalt
I Identify Myself As A Stand-up First. Even Though Lately There's Been An Explosion Of Acting On My Schedule.
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