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90% Of Every Art Form Is Garbage - Dance And Stand-up, Painting And Music. Focus On The 10% That's Good, Suck It Up, And Drive On.

We're Rewarding Either The Reality Or The Appearance Of Youth, Which Is Why You Have All These People In Their Fifties Trying To Act Like They're Seventeen. You Know, It's Great To Be Young. Be Young. By All Means, Be Young. But Always Remember That Youth Is Also Kinda Dumb, And Doesn't Know A Lot Yet.

You Saw A Lot Of Guys, Especially In The Early '90s, Whose Acts Were A Pitch For A Sitcom. A Lot Of Them Were Very Funny, But There's Nothing Worse Than Watching Comedians Or Musicians Who Are Up There And Are Doing Something They're Not Interested In.

I'm So Beyond Genre, Drama, Comedies, I Just Want To Do Really Good, Interesting Projects.

I Had A Romance Novel Inside Me, But I Paid Three Sailors To Beat It Out If Me With Steel Pipes.