I Hope What I Do

I'm So Excited About The New Ipad, I Just Ipeed My Ipants.

They Say Give A Man A Fish And He'll Eat For A Day. But Teach A Man To Fish And He'll Get His Own Show On The Discovery Channel.

I Watched The Republican Debate. At One Point, The Candidates Said There Are No Classes In America, A Point Then Hotly Debated By All Six Rich White Guys That Were There.

Now That Healthcare Is Guaranteed, I'm Frying Everything I Eat. Fried Food And Cigarettes.

Insiders Say Obama's Pretty Comfortable Around Actors. He Should Be. He Has Been 'acting' Like He Was Born In Hawaii For A Long Time.