I Haven't Really Ever Had

If I Were Alive In Rubens's Time, I'd Be Celebrated As A Model. Kate Moss Would Be Used As A Paint Brush.

Theatre Outings Are My Favourite Thing To Spend Money On. The Most Influential Play I Saw Was Bent, Which Starred Ian Mckellen. And I Loved The Original Performance Of The Rocky Horror Show, With Richard Obrien And Tim Curry At The Royal Court, When I Was About 15.

People Need To Learn To Take Everyone As They Are.

I Don't Read Novels Whilst I'm Writing One; I Just Haven't Got A Wide Enough Brain To Concentrate On Incoming And Outgoing In The Same Time Zone.

I Am Not, I Repeat, Not A Lesbian - Even Though I'd Like To Be One When I Grow Up.