I Haven't Heard Of Anybody

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Look Out For The People Who Allow You To Do All The Talking.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.