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It's Born Of Sheer Laziness. My Signature Dishes Are Salads, Hamburgers And Popcorn. That's Not The Kind Of Stuff That Gets You An Entry In The Distinguished Book Of Culinary Records. Being Known For Great Soufflé Is One Thing But A Good Hamburger? What Would They Say? "yeah, He Really Knew How To Put The Cheese On."

You Can't Stop Being A Citizen Just Because You Have A Screen Actors' Guild Card.

It's Absolutely Amazing That I Survived All The Booze And Smoking And The Cars And The Career.

I Never Ask My Wife About My Flaws. Instead I Try To Get Her To Ignore Them And Concentrate On My Sense Of Humor.

If You're Playing A Poker Game And You Look Around The Table And And Can't Tell Who The Sucker Is, It's You.