I Have These Accidents, These

Life Is Like A Box Of Crayons. Most People Are The 8-color Boxes, But What You're Really Looking For Are The 64-color Boxes With The Sharpeners On The Back. I Fancy Myself To Be A 64-color Box, Though I've Got A Few Missing.

Fathers Be Good To Your Daughters, Daughters Will Love Like You Do. Girls Become Lovers, Who Turn Into Mothers, So Mothers Be Good To Your Daughters, Too.

I Went To My Library, Right? And I Started To Research The Bill Of Rights And I Did Not Technically Find Anything That Said All Americans Shall Eat Shrimp With Whoever They Like. But, I Found Some Things That Are Close Enough To Infer That I Am Within My Legal Rights To Enjoy Seafood With Whomever I Choose.

I Can't Stress Enough How Important It Is To Write Bad Songs. There's A Lot Of People Who Don't Want To Finish Songs Because They Don't Think They're Any Good. Well They're Not Good Enough. Write It! I Want You To Write Me The Worst Songs You Could Possible Write Me Because You Won't Write Bad Songs. You're Thinking They're Bad So You Don't Have To Finish It. That's What I Really Think It Is. Well It's All Right. Well, How Do You Know? It's Not Done!

Numb Is The New Deep, Done With The Old Me, And Talk Is The Same Cheap It's Been.