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A Recent Police Study Found That You're Much More Likely To Get Shot By A Fat Cop If You Run.

Is Global Warming New? I Don't Know. When I Was Young I Remember The Sun Being Hot.

Just Be Good And Kind To Your Children. Not Only Are They The Future Of The World, They're The Ones Who Can Sign You Into The Nursing Home.

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