I Have Respect For Beer.

There Has To Be A Mathematical Explanation For How Bad That Tie Is.

Nobody Wants Zealotry In A Police Force, You Know? You Do Want To Know That The Guy Who's Got That Badge, Is Confident Enough To Judge A Certain Level Of Benign Corruption. Like A Man Steals Some Food To Feed His Starving Children.

Some People Have Got Advice, Some People Have Got Horror Stories. I Like People That Look You In The Eye With A Glow And Say "it's Gonna Be Cool."

Even Bad Men Love Their Mommas.

We Can't Repay Our Good Luck With Bad Grace. It Invites Darkness.