I Have One Major Problem

When I Write, My Brain Moves Faster Than My Hands So I'm Always Trying To Picture Things.

Having A Birthday Cake Squashed Into Your Face By Young Kids? Delicious. I Always Don A Santa Suit At Christmas. Remaining Childish Is A Tremendous State Of Innocence.

I Don't Listen To Music. I Hate Music.

I've Created Several Musical Trends, Really. That's Not Because I'm So Far Out And Fabulous. It's Because Most Bands Have No Ideas Of Their Own. They're So Desperate They'll Grab At Any Old Straw.

I Have No Time For Lies And Fantasy, And Neither Should You. Enjoy Or Die.