I Have No Idea What

I'm Not A Drinker, My Body Won't Tolerate...eh...spirits, Really. I Had Two Martinis New Years Eve And I Tried To Hi-jack An Elevator And Fly It To Cuba.

My Analyst Warned Me, But You Were So Beautiful I Got Another Analyst.

I Can't Understand Why More People Aren't Bisexual. It Would Double Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

The Best Things In Life Are Censored.

The Chief Problem About Death ... Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought.