I Have Never Really Lived

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

My Favorite Six Words In Recovery Are: Trust God, Clean House, And Help Others.

'friends' Was A Magical Thing, And No One's Going To Ever Have Anything Like That Again.

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.

There Are Two Ways To Go When You Hit That Crossroads In Your Life: There Is The Bad Way, When You Sort Of Give Up, And Then There Is The Really Hard Way, When You Fight Back. I Went The Hard Way And Came Out Of It Okay. Now, I'm Sitting Here And Doing Great.