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Men Are Just As Vain As Women, And Sometimes Even More So.

Adjust Your Makeup To The Light In Which Your Wear It.

Daylight Reveals Color; Artificial Light Drains It.

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.

It Doesn't Matter How Shaky A Woman's Hand Is. She Can Still Apply Makeup.