I Have Never Been Racist.

She [my Wife] Has Had A Caesarean, So She Can't Bend Over. It's A Good Excuse [for Not Changing Nappies], I Suppose.

A Good Four To Six Weeks Is About Right For A Proper Break.

I Haven't Turned Into An Absolute Geek Who Doesn't Like Doing Fun Things.

I Have No Interest In Anyone Who Wants To Criticise Me, Or Doesn't Like Me Despite Never Having Met Me.

Given Half An Opportunity To Go And Play The Way I'm Playing At The Moment, Of Course I Would.