I Have Lived My Life

Almost Everything I Do Is Related To Being Fat.

Acting Forces You To Ask Yourself, 'can My Constitution Take A Decade Of Constant Rejection?' And After Ten Years, You Either Make It Or You Don't. And The Problem Is They Don't Tell You In Advance.

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

Parents Know How To Push Your Buttons Because, Hey, They Sewed Them On

If I Were Thin, I'd Never Say 'i Am Powerless Over Fudge.' A) I Can't Believe I Actually Ever Said That. B) Which, Of Course, Isn't To Say That I Do Have Any Power Over Fudge. Particularly If It Has Nuts.