I Have Lived In This

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

I Never Knew A Man Troubled With Melancholy, Who Had Plenty To Do, And Did It.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.

Contentment Is A Kind Of Moral Laziness; If There Wasn't Anything But Contentment In His World, Man Wouldn't Be Any More Of A Success Than An Angleworm Is