I Have Impossible Standards.

There Are Some Days Where, At The End Of The Day, You've Done Ok. It's The Most Out-of-control Feeling You Possibly Can Have.

I'm Perfect. We're All Perfect.

It's Okay To Be Two Things At Once And A Paradox. Everybody Is. As Humans For Survival We Like To Label Things In A Split Second. It Is How We Don't Implode From Anxiety.

A Lot Of Actors Are Like, 'why Do I Do This? My Character Wouldn't Do This? This Doesn't Make Sense.' And In A Comedy, You Kind Of Just Need To Walk Into The Door.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax Is Torture. To Show A Little Appreciation, You Could Trim Your Nose Hair. And Your Nut Sack.