I Have Great Respect For

And, I Believe That One Of The Most Loving Things You Can Do Is Prepare A Meal For Someone You Love. None Of Which I Know How To Do!

I Still Love Listening To People's Problems. I'm Still Good At Giving People Unsolicited Advice.

I'll Do Almost Anything For Cake - Even Trample Little Children!

I Wish I Wasn't So Technically Challenged, Because It Puts You At A Distinct Disadvantage. I Wish I Could Figure Out A Way To Get More Up To Speed.

I Have To Admit, If Oprah Were A Man, I Would Marry Her.