I Have Fun Acting, And

I Think A Lot Of People Who Watch Tv Don't Realize When They're Watch Tv Shows And It Says 'produced By' And Producer, Producer... There Are All These Producers. What The Hell Does A Producer Do? It's Funny How Much You Have To Worry About As A Producer.

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

Saying, 'i'm Sorry' Is The Same As Saying, 'i Apologize.' Except At A Funeral.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.