I Have Fun Acting, And

When Someone Describes Themself As A Taxpayer, They're About To Be An Asshole.

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

I Bought A New Pair Of Pajamas With Pockets, Which Is Great, Cause Now I Don't Have To Hold Things When I Sleep.