I Have Found That I'm

I'm So Close To Heaven, This Hell Cannot Be Mine.

I'm One Of Those People That Will Say, 'my Cancer Was A Gift.'

I Taught Brad Pitt How To Fly-fish In My Swimming Pool!

I Think Patsy Cline Made Country Music Classy. She Just Opens Her Mouth, And It's Just Heavenly.

I Have Days When I Say, 'i'm Going To Have Five Chocolate Chip Cookies Today.' I'll Have A Salad Every Day But Every Week I Have A Cheat Day.