I Have Everything I Had

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

I Have Everything I Had Twenty Years Ago, Only It's All A Little Bit Lower.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.