I Have Dalinian Thought: The

Every Morning Upon Awakening, I Experience A Supreme Pleasure: That Of Being Salvador Dali, And I Ask Myself, Wonderstruck, What Prodigious Thing Will He Do Today, This Salvador Dali.

Everything That Is Contradictory Creates Life

The Sole Difference Between Myself And A Madman Is The Fact That I Am Not Mad.

Wars Have Never Hurt Anybody Except The People Who Die.

Mistakes Are Almost Always Of A Sacred Nature, Understand Them Thoroughly.