I Have Always Worked And

I Will Do My Best To Entertain. That's What I Am: An Entertainer.

I Spend Hours Mowing The Lawn In Absolutely Straight Lines On My Tractor. If It's Not Right, I Do It Again.

I Don't Sleep With Happily Married Men.

Little Bitty Bags Are Completely Impractical - I Like Big Slouchy Bags Because They Have To Be Comfortable For My Lovely Wee Chihuahua Tequila, Who Comes Everywhere With Me. I'm Devoted To Him, Now My Kids Have Long Since Flown The Nest.

I Think I Suffer From Body Dysmorphia - I Don't See What Other People See.