I Have A Silicone Bust,

There Is More To Me Than My Boobs And My Boyfriends.

I Feel... Sexier, I Think, With Short Hair. I Feel Like An Alien!

My Mom Has Said She Wished I Were Gay... I Don't Think She Likes My Taste In Men.

I Don't Wear Sunscreen. I Don't Have A Skincare Program.

I Don't Consider Myself A Feminist, But I Feel Very Empowered As A Woman, And I've Used All My Resources Widely. I Believe In Equality, But That's Just Naturally Happening. I Still Want A Door Opened For Me, To Be Treated Like A Lady, But I Also Want Equal Rights For Women, Of Course.