I Have A Sensible Set

Books Are Like My One And Only Joy.

Michael Jackson Plays The Wounded Puppy Very Well. 'i Must Be The Loneliest Man In The World'. Well, You're Not A Man. And The Loneliness Is Self Inflicted, So Sod Off You Pathetic Puerile Pimp. I Wonder What Color His Willy Is.

It's Nice To Be A Part Of History But People Should Get It Right. I May Not Be Perfect, But I'm Bloody Close.

I Have One Major Problem With The Internet: It's Full Of Liars.

One Of The Most Beautiful Things About Britain, Apart From The Nhs And The Free Education, Is The British Army.