I Have A Rotten Habit

Love Is Something That Hangs Up Behind The Bathroom Door And Smells Of Lysol.

Shooting Gives Me A Good Feeling. It Is Faster Than Baseball And You Are Out On One Strike.

Never Go On Trips With Anyone You Do Not Love.

They Say The Seeds Of What We Will Do Are In All Of Us, But It Always Seemed To Me That In Those Who Make Jokes In Life The Seeds Are Covered With Better Soil And With A Higher Grade Of Manure.

I Mistrust All Frank And Simple People, Especially When Their Stories Hold Together