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Religion Cruelly Exploits Our Need To Feel Connected.

Have You Ever Noticed That Anybody Driving Slower Than You Is An Idiot, And Anyone Going Faster Than You Is A Maniac?

And Now, In The Interest Of Equal Time, Here Is A Message From The National

When Someone Asks You, A Penny For Your Thoughts, And You Put Your Two Cents In, What Happens To The Other Penny?

If You Want To Get Rid Of Counterfeit Money, Put It In The Collection Plate At Church.