I Have A Good Instinct

Anybody Tells You That Money Is The Root Of All Evil Doesn't Have Any.

I Find Forgiveness To Be Really Healthy.

On The Day He Had Colonic Irrigation: 'i Feel I Lost My Virginity That Day In So Many Ways.'

I Like To Think That If I Were Gay I Would Be Out. Rupert Everett-style.

I Remember Back When I Was A Kid There Was A Comic Strip Called Plastic Man. His Body Was Elastic And He Could Make His Extremities As Long As He Wanted. As A Youngster I Didn't Fully Appreciate. But I'm Now Thinking Plastic Man Was Probably Pretty Popular With The Ladies.