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My First Record Had Just Broken, And These Guys Wanted My Autograph. I Thought, Oh, God, They Recognize Me. Turns Out They Thought I Was Heidi Fleiss.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

All My Friends Say I Have To Get Right Back On The Bike. And I Keep Saying Maybe Not A Bike.

Technology Has Helped Me With The Writing And Recording Processes, And It's A Great Way To Reach Out To Fans Of My Music, ... Dell's Combining All These Different Technologies And Making It Really Easy To Enjoy Them.

It's Better To Have Three Broken Engagements Than Three Divorces.