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Canada Is Not The Party. Its The Apartment Above The Party.

These Days, Young People Watch Tv On Smartphones And Computers. Young People With An Actual Tv Set Are Harder To Find Than A Picture Of Anthony Weiner With His Clothes On.

I Dropped Out Of High School When I Was 16, After I Had A Huge Argument With My English Teacher Over The Meaning Of The Word 'existentialism.'

I Have No Ambitions Beyond Being Comfortable In What I Do For A Living - And Earning A Living.

I Think Comedy Comes More From A Low Sense Of Self-esteem, And I Certainly Have That.